SCP-420-J
Info
Versions	Joint, Smelly Joint, Cigarette
Effects	Produces a message and/or kills the player.
Location	Head Office
Animate?	No
Harmful?	Potentially (if put through SCP-914)
SCP link	http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-420-j

SCP-420-J is a "Totally Safe"-class joke SCP object. Being a joke SCP, SCP-420-J is technically non-canon with the SCP Foundation. It is known on the Foundation site as "The Best ████ in the World".

Description

SCP-420-J is a joint of cannabis with "lotsa red and blue stuff mixed into it". It was found in Jamaica.

In-game

SCP Containment Breach v0.6.4 - SCP-420-J (The Best ████ in the World)(00:47)
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SCP-420-J can be found on a table in a room that requires a level 4 keycard or higher. When used, SCP-420-J causes blurring of the screen, the song Mandeville.ogg will play, and a message that reads "MAN DATS SUM GOOD ASS SHIT" will appear.

SCP-420-J will have no effect on the player if the player is wearing SCP-714 while SCP-420-J is used, causing this message to display at the bottom of the screen: "DUDE WTF THIS SHIT DOESN'T EVEN WORK".

Cigarette

When run through SCP-914 on 1:1, the player receives a cigarette. The cigarette, when used, disappears from the inventory and displays the message, "Nah, a cigarette won't help me relax in a situation like this."

Joint/Smelly Joint

When run through SCP-914 on Fine, the player will receive a joint. When SCP-420-J is run through SCP-914 on Very Fine, the player will receive a smelly joint. Both of these items have the same properties: when the player uses them, the joint is smoked, the player falls asleep, falls through the map and dies. A message is also shown that reads "Uh where... what was i doing again... man i need to take a nap...".

Update history

Version 0.1 (April 14, 2012)

• Added SCP-420-J.

Version 0.1.1 (April 17, 2012)

• Fixed the bug that duplicated 420-J when put through 914.

Version 0.5 (October 31, 2012)

• DAT 420-J SHIT IS EVEN BETER THAN B4 MAN.